Cytaty Filmowe

[Rodebert]

Ogladacie/ogladaliscie to? Moim skromnym zdaniem swietna sprawa! Jezeli ogladaliscie to czy macie jakies ulubione cytaty? Moi mistrzowie to:

#1: (kiedy spiker radiowy pyta Stan'a o to jak mu sie podoba impreza organizowana przez radio KOZA):
- Wie pan, kiedy trzy miesiace temy widzialem jak dwoch facetow caluje sie w parku, pomyslalem ze to arcypedalskie. Dopoki nie zobaczylem imprezy radia KOZA..

#2: (kiedy Cartman siedzi w gabinecie dyrektora):

- I'm sorry, but can I have a question?
- Yes, of course Eric.
- What's the big fucken deal bitch?!

#3: (kiedy Chef jest sadzony):

Wysoki Sad: Chef'ie, skazuje Cie na osiem miliardow lat!!!
(ktos podchodzi do sedziego i szepcze mu do ucha)
WS: Przepraszam, na cztery lata.

Jak macie jakies fajne cytaty to piszcie w tym topic'u

[NiKKi Rebel]

Dzieki za te texty. Własnie wypożyczylam sobie Sp, po angielsku i bede wiedziała na co mam zwrócic uwagę.

Po obejrzeniu pewnie coś dopisze.............. jesli film zrozumie

I tak se mysle (?), może w tym temacie bedzie,y pisac w ogóle jakies fajne texty z filmów??????

[nelke]

Mi tak średnio przypadł do gustu ten film ale pamiętam jak wszedł ten film do kin to cała moja głupia klasa ciagle spiewala ta pioseneczke................wiecie ktora..........

[Arha]

może w tym temacie bedzie,y pisac w ogóle jakies fajne texty z filmów??????

Nie ma sprawy ostatnio tego trochę z nudów znalazłam

-You've got a gift.
-It's not a gift. It's just a brain.

-I have nothing to live for out there.
-What is out there?
-Endless human stupidity.
-I can live with that.
The Cube.

-C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter.
[Se7en] (1995)


Hello, I'm nice, he's nice, we're both fucking lunatics. Can I come in, please? - Flatliners - czyli Linia życia - czyli K. fuckin' S. w roli głównej

A Sp oglądnęłam pół odcinka (jakieś pierdoły o Husajnie...) po czym stwierdziłam,ze to zdecydowanie nie oje poczucie humoru

[Gina]

heh ja ma ich tyle ze nie pamietam wszystkich... to moze kilka z ostatnich 4 dni (znaczy z filmow ktore ogladalam w ciagu ostatnich 4 dni. . . )

* Anything else that’ll stop the elevator from falling ?
- the basement

* Airport, Gunman with one hostage using her for cover, He’s almost on the plane , you’re a hundred feet away , what are you doing ?
- Shoot the hostage

*Okay okay, Here’s to Harry for his quick thinking, his grace under pressure , and his brave and selfless act . . . and to Jack – for shooting Harry, with God knows we’ve all wanted to do for some time

*- hold on to this please, tell him what I see – ok there’s a wad right here – pretty big
- there’s a pretty big wad
( . . . )
- Fuck me . . .
- . . . oh darn

*- Really? If you can name me one
thing, one single thing, that is
more sublime than the feel of a
plump pink nipple between my lips,
I will buy you a new cathedral.


* Wie pan, uważam że to przesada z tą szkodliwością palenia. Ja na przykład pierwszego zapaliłem jak miałem 6 lat - i żyję...


*No wiesz! Nasza cywilizacja zawaliła się w gruzy, a tobie tylko dupy w głowie!

*-Mę... mężczyźni? Do czego służyli? No używało się ich w większości wypadków do pracy. Ja zresztą nic nie pamiętam...
- Jak to nie pamiętasz? Przecież w twoich czasach to oni byli na porządku dziennym!
- Tak, dziennym, no i nocnym...

*- What about breakfast?
-You have had it.
- We've had one, yes, what about second breakfast?


* - What would a ranger know of this matter?
- He is no mere ranger. This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.


* Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king.

* This is no mine, it's a tomb.

* - Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many who live deserve death, and some who die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends, but my heart tells me that Gollum still has a part to play, for good or ill. Before this is over, the pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.
- I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened.
- So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time we are given. There are other forces at work in the world than the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the ring, which means that you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought. Ah! It's this way.


* They have a cave troll.


* - Leave it. It's over. The world of men will fail. All will fall into darkness, and my city to ruin.
- I know not what strength lies in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail.
- Our people. Our people. . . . I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king.
- Be at peace, son of Gondor.

* -Let us hunt some orc.

uffffff

[Arha]

Woooow ile Boromirów

[Kradnąc buty martwemu terroryście]
-A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
[Die Hard] (1988)

[McClane próbuje skontaktować się przez radio z policją]
-Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
-No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
[Die Hard] (1988)

[Hans czyta co McClane napisał na koszulce martwego terrorysty]
-"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
[Die Hard] (1988)

-I didn't know you could fly a plane.
-Fly, yes. Land, no.

[NiKKi Rebel]

*****YOUNG GUNS:*****

Murphy: I always had you pegged as the type that liked educatin' young boys.

Charley: It ain't easy having pals.

Yen: You look like trouble.
Doc: Trouble? I'm a poet, with flowers of all things.
Yen: And a gun... it's a big gun.

Charley: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
Dirty Steve: Because we're in the spirit world, asshole.

Billy: Reap the whirlwind, Brady! Reap it!

Billy: There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

Billy: Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send 3 men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney... PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass!

Billy: Alex, if you stay they're gonna kill you. And then I'm gonna have to to go around and kill all the guys who killed you. That's a lot of killing.

Doc: Billy, we're good, but this is getting ridiculous.
Billy: I like these odds...

Chavez: Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right...

Dick: Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy! You don't seem like the killing sort.
Dirty Steve: Yeah, Billy! What'd you kill him for?
Billy: He was hacking on me.

Dirty Steve: There are people who will never secede --
Tunstall: Succeed...
Dirty Steve: Who will never succeed anywhere.
Dick: There's a whole room full right here.

Billy: Hey, Peppin! I see you got Charley Crawford down there with you.
Peppin: Yeah!
Billy: Hey, Peppin! Charley Crawford ain't with you no more!



+++++YOUNG GUNS II+++++
Billy: I shall finish the game, Doc.

Billy: Get back in the vehicle and drive before I make it 22 just for the goddamn hell of it.

Chavez: When troubles come, they come not single spies but in battalions.

Billy: Yoo-hoo! I'll make ya famous!

Doc: You rode a 14 year old boy straight to his grave, and the rest of us straight to hell...

Doc: William H. Bonney! You are NOT a god!
Billy: Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?

Judge: Now, do you have anything to say, young man?
Billy: Yes I do, your Honor. You can go to hell, hell, hell.

Dave: I've been to gold towns, silver towns, I've even been to turquoise towns. But I have never been to a bat shit town. Can't wait to see the women!

Czyżby fascynacja Young Guns???

[Arha]

Skoro wszystkie texty z YG są już napisane, wróćmy do szaleńców...

-It's more comfortable for you to label me as insane.
-It's VERY comfortable.

Milczenie owiec
-If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
-Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

-A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

-I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.

-Is it true what they're sayin', he's some kinda vampire?
-They don't have a name for what he is.

Se7en
-Fuckin' Dante... poetry-writing faggot! Piece of shit, motherfucker!

-Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

-This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
-He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda

-I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

-This isn't going to have a happy ending.

No i jeszcze Flatliners
"Today is a good day to die."

"I did not come to medical school to murder my classmates, no matter how deranged they might be!"

"Death is beautiful - what a bunch of crap!"

-I've got nothin' to loose
-Just his life

Joe: "I came back from the dead tonight."
Waitress: "Doesn't surprise me, we had Elvis in here, last night."

Joe: "I thought it might be brain damage."
Steckle: "In your case it probably is!"

"It wasn't such a good day to die."

Lost Boys
"What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"

[ediyo]

Ja bardziej organizacyjnie:D:D Jako ze jestem mode-m musze sie wykazac:P To oswiadczam ze zmieniam nazwe tematu na "Cytaty Filmowe".
Na protesty i na bardziej oryginalne nazwy tematu macie czas do soboty:]